Schtup the Unemployed March 12, 2009 – Posted in: Aberrant Normalcy

"I am not a schmuck!"

Let’s all hail, praise, extol, laud and glorify Texas governor Rick Perry for rejecting stimulus money for his state’s unemployed.  He and Lousiana governor, Mr. Rogers Bobby Jindal deserve nothing but our highest praise for denying those who lost their jobs their fair share of the pie.  Good job, boys, for schtupping the unemployed at a time when they need it most.  Now that’s foresight.  I smell genius at work.