Banker’s Indemnification June 28, 2007 – Posted in: Aberrant Normalcy
Yesterday I signed up for a new business account at my local bank. When I was done, the nice bank lady handed me a little green box and said, “Here’s a little gift for you.” Among such useful items inside the box were one packet of Anacin ® Pain Reliever (“Fast Pain Relief”, 800 mg), two packs of sterile adhesive pads (one large, one small), four standard size adhesive bandages, two antiseptic moist towelettes, and a fine-printed First Aid Guide which lists treatments for Abrasions & Minor Cuts, Bleeding, Burns, Fractures, Insect Bites, Poisoning, and Shock. I am now well prepared for my business venture. Thank you bank lady!
3 Comments
Devin June 28, 2007 - 11:07
You’re all set for paper cuts.
Eugene June 28, 2007 - 11:41
Not as good as a Zombie Emergency Kit, but not bad!
Matthew Kressel June 30, 2007 - 09:17
It did remind me of the Zombie Handbag actually. I went back yesterday to sign another paper and she wanted to give me another one. What kind of business does she think I’m running?