Banker’s Indemnification June 28, 2007 – Posted in: Aberrant Normalcy

Be sure to thank your local banker!Yesterday I signed up for a new business account at my local bank. When I was done, the nice bank lady handed me a little green box and said, “Here’s a little gift for you.” Among such useful items inside the box were one packet of Anacin ® Pain Reliever (“Fast Pain Relief”, 800 mg), two packs of sterile adhesive pads (one large, one small), four standard size adhesive bandages, two antiseptic moist towelettes, and a fine-printed First Aid Guide which lists treatments for Abrasions & Minor Cuts, Bleeding, Burns, Fractures, Insect Bites, Poisoning, and Shock.  I am now well prepared for my business venture.  Thank you bank lady!