The Chinese Menu Incident(s) February 24, 2006 – Posted in: Aberrant Normalcy

Read ThisEvery day there are a dozen more menus left in the railing of the entrance to my apartment building.  “Rice Shop – Chinese Cuisine.”  Last night, I ordered sushi.  I gave the deliveryman cash and he handed me my food along with a pack of menus.  I didn’t realize until I had put everything down that he had given me all of his menus.  All ten of them.

What is going on?  Is there a menu war going on?  I’m being leafleted.  In case I missed the three menus stuffed in the railing yesterday, they shoved ten more under the door today.  I am baffled.  Perplexed.  Confused.  Hungry.  Sushi anyone?

I’m going to Comic Con tonight with Evil David.  There will be a Battlestar Galactic pre-screening.  There will be superheroes.  There will be panels.  I’ll be wearing my Batman Underoos.