The Chinese Menu Incident(s) February 24, 2006 – Posted in: Aberrant Normalcy
Every day there are a dozen more menus left in the railing of the entrance to my apartment building. “Rice Shop – Chinese Cuisine.” Last night, I ordered sushi. I gave the deliveryman cash and he handed me my food along with a pack of menus. I didn’t realize until I had put everything down that he had given me all of his menus. All ten of them.
What is going on? Is there a menu war going on? I’m being leafleted. In case I missed the three menus stuffed in the railing yesterday, they shoved ten more under the door today. I am baffled. Perplexed. Confused. Hungry. Sushi anyone?
I’m going to Comic Con tonight with Evil David. There will be a Battlestar Galactic pre-screening. There will be superheroes. There will be panels. I’ll be wearing my Batman Underoos.