At the Folks’ House October 4, 2005 – Posted in: Aberrant Normalcy

Cool things about being at your parents’ house:

You don’t have to worry about preparing meals.

The cookies.

Cable TV.

Someone cleans the dishes for you.

Seeing the world’s largest cucumber growing in the backyard.

Putting plastic hats on plastic ruminants with your niece.

Making your nice giggle so much she craps her pants.

More cookies.

Going bare foot on carpeting. You know what I mean.

Crickets.

Cuckoo clocks.

Futurama (see Cable TV).